I was in a fine Italian restaurant, sitting down at a table with a beautifully checkered tablecloth, having lunch with WGM Natalia Pogonina...
It took her an hour to pass the salt.
Probably distracted asking herself over and over why she was there with the likes of you.
I told my friend that I've played chess with African tribesman. He said, "Zulus?" I said, "no, I usually won."
Make your friend in the joke a German and you might get a laugh.
Lee Sedol managed to win a game against Alpha Go. A popular comment:
He managed to save some face for humans against artificial intelligence.
What a joke! The moment we do a simple addition on the calculator, we
are already losing face to artificial intelligence. Millions of people are
losing face this way every second. Lee Sedol just did it on a grander
scale.
The Mayan Gods demand human sacrifice.
Yahweh demands animal sacrifice.
Caïssa demands piece sacrifice!
The Mayan Gods demand human sacrifice.
Yahweh demands animal sacrifice.
Caïssa demands piece sacrifice!
Lol... .. Although I don't know who caissa is?
The Mayan Gods demand human sacrifice.
Yahweh demands animal sacrifice.
Caïssa demands piece sacrifice!
Lol... .. Although I don't know who caissa is?
The "Goddess" of chess. Actually a wood-nypmh or dryad, from this poem.
What's a better opening that the Budapest Defense?
Answer: Goodabest Defense
Ox morons, bird morons or cat morons, all animals are loved equally here.
Lol... 😊 good one..
What's a better opening that the Budapest Defense?
Answer: Goodabest Defense
My suggested answer: Fruitapest Defense. ( Bud -> Flower -> Fruit )
What's a better opening that the Budapest Defense?
Answer: Goodabest Defense
My suggested answer: Fruitapest Defense. ( Bud -> Flower -> Fruit )
Sounds more like the name of an insecticide to me...
What's a better opening that the Budapest Defense?
Answer: Goodabest Defense
My suggested answer: Fruitapest Defense. ( Bud -> Flower -> Fruit )
Sounds more like the name of an insecticide to me...
I have once heard that DEAP means Drop Everything And Pray, hence
the BUST DEAP Defense.
I was in a fine Italian restaurant, sitting down at a table with a beautifully checkered tablecloth, having lunch with WGM Natalia Pogonina...
It took her an hour to pass the salt.
Probably distracted asking herself over and over why she was there with the likes of you.
You don't understand the joke. It's because the salt was on a checkered cloth, so she played it like a chess move.
LOL LOL LOL!
A dog was playing chess against Capablanca on Saturday night near the North Pole, and South Czech, but nowhere near the Castro. There were 32 old men eating GM Avocados with forks, while buzzing bbbb were making honey. The dog opened with the BUSTDEAP defense, which made a poor bloke pawn his watch, as an old man began eating stale bread in an open foyer, and asked Kasparov to pass the salt. Meanwhile, the dog won the game, and in appreciation of his performance, was awarded the nickname, Sir Matesalot. "Would you like to play again?" asked Capablanca. -- The dog replied, "No thanks. Once a knight is enough." -- "What the heck?" said Capablanca, "A talking dog!"
I was in a fine Italian restaurant, sitting down at a table with a beautifully checkered tablecloth, having lunch with WGM Natalia Pogonina...
It took her an hour to pass the salt.