Funny Chess Jokes - Chess Forums - Page 14

Wood13 · 2007-11-22T18:00:37-08:00

The idea for this topic is merely to have fun!Please add any chess jokes you may have, and, most importantly... have a good time!!!! Cheers!!!My joke: The Merchant and the ArabA Spanish merchant traveling a lonely road did business from town to town. One day he came aross an Arab sitting in the midd

TheAuthority

Nov 20, 2016

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#261

Why is e6 afraid of e7? Because e7, e8, e9.

wraithleader

Nov 22, 2016

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#262

lol.

michal_randziak

Nov 23, 2016

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#263

SonOfThunder2

Nov 23, 2016

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#264

Rd1#

michal_randziak

Nov 23, 2016

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#265

That's correct

incorrectname

Nov 24, 2016

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#266

lolololool

DeiAgnus

Nov 25, 2016

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#267

In chess I follow KISS system ---- Keep It Simple Stupid.

SonOfThunder2

Dec 4, 2016

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#268

michal_randziak wrote:

That's correct

Resurgence was one of the better ones IMHO

LoekBergman

Dec 4, 2016

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#269

SonOfThunder2 wrote:

michal_randziak wrote:

That's correct

Resurgence was one of the better ones IMHO

I would say it is time for negotiations. White has a very strong position now, the aliens a very strong position in the nearby future.

AussieMatey

Dec 5, 2016

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#270

Why is e6 afraid of e10? Because e789.

SonOfThunder2

Dec 5, 2016

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#271

AussieRookie wrote:

Why is e6 afraid of e10? Because e789.

wtf?

LoekBergman

Dec 5, 2016

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#272

Q: What is the tallness of a chess board?

A: h8 (height).

TheAuthority

Dec 5, 2016

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#273

Dad to child: Wanna play chess?

Kid: sure, it'/s been a while.

Dad leaves room and walks back in the room with chess board.

Kid is on chess.com

TheAuthority

Dec 5, 2016

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#274

TheAuthority

Dec 5, 2016

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#275

agitated_cat

Dec 5, 2016

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#276

the king and queen MATE ad have a baby pawn

agitated_cat

Dec 5, 2016

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#277

and

SonOfThunder2

Dec 5, 2016

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#278

???

AussieMatey

Dec 6, 2016

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#279

and they said now you c3 of us.

lofina_eidel_ismail

Dec 6, 2016

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#280

@Aussie

sigh