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TheAuthority

Why is e6 afraid of e7? Because e7, e8, e9. 

wraithleader

lol.

michal_randziak

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SonOfThunder2

Rd1# 

michal_randziak

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incorrectname

lolololool

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DeiAgnus

In chess I follow KISS system ---- Keep It Simple Stupid.

SonOfThunder2
michal_randziak wrote:

That's correct

Resurgence was one of the better ones IMHO

LoekBergman
SonOfThunder2 wrote:
michal_randziak wrote:

That's correct

Resurgence was one of the better ones IMHO

I would say it is time for negotiations. White has a very strong position now, the aliens a very strong position in the nearby future.

AussieMatey

Why is e6 afraid of e10?  Because e789.

SonOfThunder2
AussieRookie wrote:

Why is e6 afraid of e10?  Because e789.

wtf?

LoekBergman

Q: What is the tallness of a chess board?

A: h8 (height).

TheAuthority

Dad to child: Wanna play chess? 

Kid: sure, it'/s been a while. 

Dad leaves room and walks back in the room with chess board.

Kid is on chess.com

TheAuthority

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TheAuthority

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agitated_cat

the king and queen MATE ad have a baby pawn

agitated_cat

and

 

SonOfThunder2

???

AussieMatey

and they said now you c3 of us.

lofina_eidel_ismail

@Aussie

sigh