Funny Chess Jokes

"u r lost", said the prawn to the pawn.

America loses in chess because it lost 2 towers (rooks).

^^^ delete that, please. Very bad taste.

I didn't want to offend anyone but it's so funny (if you don't get offended).

It's not okay to joke about death and terrorism?

Why can't we satirize the depths of life just for the heck of it?

Ask the victims

For of which we will mourn- but can we not have fun in the process bringing attention to the issue by satirizing it?

I laugh at anything that's funny, even if its making fun of me. Im sure you and everyone at some point laughed at a racist joke, even if its not good or respectful. If you don't like the joke, just pass by it.

 I just don't believe this is the format for *satirizing* the tragic loss of life to so many people & to those affected by it.

If I died in those towers, I'd want people to be able to laugh about me after I'm dead. Just me.

okay-nuff said

Who's move/  I dunno

Which chess opening has been played from both sides in the last US presidential elections?

The Hillbilly attack.

person A- know  english, spanish ,italian,and french,                                                                                       person B-you must know a lot of languages

person A-no no i was talking about chess

i forked you... give me my pie... after all i have a fork

These got stupid fast...

Remember when funny-chess-jokes used to be funny?

Hahaha, good joke.

What has life become?

After a tense chess game between the two chess engines, a commentator said :

"Even though it is a suspense game i think they have played with no effort".