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ISeeHowYourePinned wrote:
kleelof wrote:
Why don't they play chess in The Castro? All the players want 2 queens.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castro_District,_San_Francisco)
AAAAAA that's what "meet me at the castro" means in a song I discovered recently.... thanks :D
What was the bar like where you heard that song? 
arismonrovia wrote:
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That's hilarious! Wow! You are clever, aren't you!
Imagine four bees trying to play chess.
Bees make honey, they don't play chess.
Oct 1, 2015
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#148
How does a chess player eat his dinner?
With a knight and fork of course.
Yes, He must ONLY eat dinner with a knight and fork. For the eating of a knight and fork at any other meal is indecorous and unbecoming brahs.
You should join the group chess.com-edy!
Oct 28, 2015
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#150
@ChessPlayinDude47: Wow, don't you know what bbbb stands for?
bbbb Is an acronym and stands for bishops bust by binding to remember you what the force of two bishops is.
wwww Is another acronym meaning while waiting won't win and can be used to explain when someone is losing without making a really bad move by not playing active enough.
Oct 28, 2015
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#151
James1011James1011 wrote:
You should join the group chess.com-edy!
I agree!
http://www.chess.com/groups/home/chesscom-edy
Nov 1, 2015
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#152
What did the mother say to her baby to end the chess game?
Good Knight!
How many chess addicts does it take to change a light-bulb?
ANSWER: they won't change it. They will play blindfold.
Nov 1, 2015
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#154
What did the Queen say when she hated the chess game and instead wanted to play checkers?
King me!
so a guy goes to school one day and pulls out a chess set... and every one clls him a losser hahahah funny!!!
?????? not understood
there is an error in the thread title. it says "Funny".
Once i was playing minecraft and my frend sayed that i didnt have a good house so i said YES I DOO LOLOLOLOLOL XDXDXD and i killed him XXXDDD STUPID FRIEND
HueyWilliams wrote:
"Chess" is very accurate indeed.
What? Do you like minecraft?
Why don't they play chess in The Castro? All the players want 2 queens.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castro_District,_San_Francisco)