Gufeld told, that the Karpov will never be the GM!

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GM Eduard Gufeld told to the GM Efim Geller, that the Anatoly Karpov will never be the GM, because ' He is too thin!'  

Karpov's weight was just about 100 pounds!..

 'Edik! Everyone judge by own! You  became the GM, when you got 200 pounds!' , replied the Geller.

And the GM Semen Furman, the Chess Coach of Karpov, added, that now the Karpov  Weighted more than 100 pounds! 


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Member points filling?
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Is it not a fun on the chess?Kiss
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Just joshing with you. Smile
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Thank you for chess support! A lot of fun things going on the chess!
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I find this story (including the narrating style) very amusing!

More plz Laughing


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Hilarious. Someone give that man an award!
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I will accept anything tangible! And I can trade it on the stock market!
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AWARDCHESS wrote: I will accept anything tangible! And I can trade it on the stock market!

You've obviously practised this statement.


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No! just instantly professional reaction!
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Try recognition.
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Is it eatable!?
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AWARDCHESS wrote: Is it eatable!?

So you didn't pay your ISP!


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Is it a membership For my cat?
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GM grade 2500 my converted from engish system grade 1058 but my weight cerca 275 pounds so why is it not over 3000?


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You have to eat more chess food!  Add Omega -3, 6, 9...

Honey!/? I mean, the Bee product!

But all another relationships are OK, even on the Africa, where everything is OK, except the starvation, sands dust, and the elephants!

They are so big, that we cannot judje them in size, properly!...

And buy Chuck Norris Home Gym!  Arrange an appointment for Chess Coach Sessions. / I am available Tu and Th early morning hours /

Take a massage! / Wed and Fri, is OK, for me!/

Something, gonna help you, certainly!

If not, go to Dentist, check the Vision!, count the feets, on the sofa.

Take an Action! Yes! You can!..

But I doesn't know, what exactly you can, and how much you have to pay, for that! Euro? or just regular Double $$!?

I wish you the Best, of your chess troubles/I mean, experience/!

Go to H8! I mean, the  Checkers!  Or Chess!?? Whatever...

Greg

/I mean, awardchess/ 


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I think I would find this funnier if I understood what you were talking about...
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I will explain it more, when I will get my post point by oneself!

It take a time for observation, adaptation, and admiration...