Getting your throat slit while playing a game with a glass chess set and accidently falling over the pieces.....
how many ways can you die while playing chess?
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Getting a haemorrage while calculating a long variation which leads to checkmate in 35 by best play, having 91 ply to calculate and only one line saves the day.
As Joseph Blackburn, (hiccup) would do ,(hiccup), murder his (hiccup) opponent while (hiccup) drunk on (hiccup) Scotish whiskey. ( hiccup) or die because (hiccup) too much (hiccup) alchol intake (hiccup).
You could be playing "Norweigan Roulette", in which a random square on the board contains an explosive charge that detonates when you place a piece on it.
but what is if the tunnel is a hidden portal to narnia? and in Narnia they have no mobile network!
Simple...take cyanide before the match and make your moves...within ten moves you can expect a mate and a fine death! what a death that would be?!!
Okey dockey,i got it all figured out for ya.But why should anyone care about their teeth after death?!
your opponent is a killer
playing a croc
Wow
knock knock
who's there
Orange who?
ded from body oder
He is one to get started shock of a blunder