How To Become a GM In 10 Minutes

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Bad_Dobby_Fischer
Ziggy_Zugzwang wrote:

It's very easy to be a GM in ten minutes. All you need to do is to have accumulated several GM norms and be in a winning position against a GM who has less than five minutes on the clock...

i just need to play at GM level not the title

Ziggy_Zugzwang

Well that makes a welcome change from all the other would be GMs who just want the trappings of GM stardom: The deference, chess.com bragging rights and the babes...

tuoyuan

beat your friend

tuoyuan

you will lagh

quadibloc
Diakonia wrote:

And Ginko Biloba!

I don't know if that will make you play better moves, but at least your arms will stretch so that you can reach far enough to move your pieces to your opponent's back rank!

At least it worked for Ralph Dibny, the Elongated Man!

Colin20G

The biggest issue is that one long control game is more than one hour so you cannot earn norms.

Maybe GM in bullet in 10 minutes is possible though

jitterbugflapping
Analyze your games
rjbue

don't let him in your house.