How to have a rating of 3000 in a week [JOKE]

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Here are some ways:

1. Make it so that your opponent can't press the clock, and their time runs out.

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2. Make it so that if they make a move they automatically lose.

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3. Knock over your opponent's king when nobody is looking

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become a staff and simply give yourself a 3000 rating straight off the bat.

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6. Put the pieces is this position

 

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Ha

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8. If you want to see for yourself right-click on your rating go to inspect and make the rating 3000

9.If you want others to appreciate it. JUST HARDWORK

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10. You hack chess.com and give yourself a rating of 3000

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11. you play against somebody who has such such a high rating that you gain points when you lose

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12. You just play a lot of chess and fairly get a rating of 3,000.

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13. You sandbag.

14. You only play against people that you can definitely beat.

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you hack the other guys computer so they cannot say no to your rematch

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16. You use a chess engine.

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17.make an website and make your own rating 3000

 

 

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18. You edit your ratings so that you have a rating of 3000

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19. You bribe magnus for losing lol

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lose a lot of games so you will reach -3000 rating then inspect and remove the minus 

 

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Smh 

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Pawned_064 wrote:

19. You bribe magnus for losing lol

21. You make people pay lots of money for making you lose.

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you get all the newbies in the chess world to petition FIDE to double the numerical value of the current ELO System and boom... suddenly all 1500 players are 3000 players.