STANDINGS:
Danish Gambit-36
Fried Liver- 33
Evan's Gambit- 32
Latvian Gambit- 31
Elephant Gambit- 30
Smith-Morra Gambit- 29
Benko Gambit- 29
Budapest Gambit- 28
Blackmar-Diemer Gambit- 22
Queen's Gambit- 20
Marshall Gambit- 20
King's Gambit- 18
Updated as of post 42 by 1random.
Hurt Heal Parody: Gambits


STANDINGS:
Danish Gambit-36
Fried Liver- 35
Evan's Gambit- 32
Elephant Gambit- 32
Benko Gambit- 31
Smith-Morra Gambit- 31
Budapest Gambit- 30
Blackmar-Diemer Gambit- 24
Latvian Gambit- 22
King's Gambit- 17
Marshall Gambit- 16
Queen's Gambit- 14
Updated as of post 52 by VULPES_VULPES.

why are three of the more sound gambits at the bottom?? King's, Queen's, and Marshall are much more sound than Blackmar, Elephant, Fried liver, and danish...
The Queens Gambit is a joke...a real gambit player gives a shit if a gambit is sound or not...the tactical options and the number of traps are important!
i have success with many really worse gambits like the Soller or the Latvian...

why are three of the more sound gambits at the bottom?? King's, Queen's, and Marshall are much more sound than Blackmar, Elephant, Fried liver, and danish...
The Queens Gambit is a joke...a real gambit player gives a shit if a gambit is sound or not...the tactical options and the number of traps are important!
i have success with many really worse gambits like the Soller or the Latvian...
This manly man speaks the truth. Real men don't give two shits about how sound a gambit is, they just want to trap your ass.

why are three of the more sound gambits at the bottom?? King's, Queen's, and Marshall are much more sound than Blackmar, Elephant, Fried liver, and danish...
The Queens Gambit is a joke...a real gambit player gives a shit if a gambit is sound or not...the tactical options and the number of traps are important!
i have success with many really worse gambits like the Soller or the Latvian...
This manly man speaks the truth. Real men don't give two shits about how sound a gambit is, they just want to trap your ass.
Greetings to Nippon and thanks for your comment...
what about adding the albin countergambit (1. d4 d5 2.c4 e5)?
Agree. HEAL ALBIN! :)
...if possible...
If not, then heal Danish and Hurt Blackmar-D. gambit