I thought it was pretty funny anywho. =)

I see no reason why you "Got owned and got owned badly". The position is about equal leading up to e4. Sure, you carelessly allowed the e pawn to rampage about the board, but hardly getting "owned badly"

Well sir, lets put it like this. i sure as heck could not put up a fight either. ;)

i can always always rephrase to "Getting my favorite opening dismantled in less than 15 moves in a non-blitz game by a player rated 400-500 points lower maybe"  tho the phrase "getting owned badly" sums it up pretty neatly imo.

Well it's not like your opening was flawed... You were putting up a fight until you resigned! It would be difficult at 700 to manage to hang on to such an advantage, especially with all the sharp lines that surround it. 

your opponent's rating is 1329 where'd you get the 700 from?