If You Could, What Would You Name Your Chess Pieces?

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Drumroll, please! Here somes the most useless and lame thread in the history of chess.com: naming chess pieces! If you could, what names would you give to chess pieces on your board? 

I know that a friend of mine often named his pawns. He dubbed them "Jimmy, Jeremy, Johnny, Jeffrey, Jacob, Jaques, Gerard, and Joey, the king's feeble-minded cousin" (who can catch that allusion?). 

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A passed d-pawn is named Delroy, no exceptions.

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Any takers for the reference?

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Oh, just noticed that now Tongue Out Yeah, I get the BBT reference Laughing

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What do you think of the new season?

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The wizard of ozWink

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I would name my pieces Team Edward. 

ROFLLaughing

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LOL

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Wink

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Pawn - Tea Party member

Rook - Ivory Tower

Knight - The Donkey

Bishop - Senate member

Queen - Military–industrial complex

King - The Prez

a loosely themed America Chess, ladies and gentlemen ...

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Short guy

Castle

Horsey

Pointy guy

Guy with crown

Guy with cross

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I can not disagre with charles butternucker above=very good sumerySmile

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PLAVIN81 wrote:

I can not disagre with charles butternucker above=very good sumery

HuffingtonPost, Washington Post, The New York Times, Chess.com ... more than half of my bookmarks are of American websites. If your country ever gets entangled in some sort of a WW3-worst-case-all-bets-off-scenario, I'd be the first one to know.

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Its not up to us to name them.  Their mommies and daddies did that long ago.

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charles_butternucker wrote:
PLAVIN81 wrote:

I can not disagre with charles butternucker above=very good sumery

HuffingtonPost, Washington Post, The New York Times, Chess.com ... more than half of my bookmarks are of American websites. If your country ever gets entangled in some sort of a WW3-worst-case-all-bets-off-scenario, I'd be the first one to know.

You read the Huffington Post? That explains the random mention of Tea Party members.

But maybe I'm missing something. What do tea party members and pawns have in common? I like the rook as the ivory tower btw. It's not something most people would have thought of, but it seems very appropriate.

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macer75 wrote:
charles_butternucker wrote:
PLAVIN81 wrote:

I can not disagre with charles butternucker above=very good sumery

HuffingtonPost, Washington Post, The New York Times, Chess.com ... more than half of my bookmarks are of American websites. If your country ever gets entangled in some sort of a WW3-worst-case-all-bets-off-scenario, I'd be the first one to know.

You read the Huffington Post? That explains the random mention of Tea Party members.

But maybe I'm missing something. What do tea party members and pawns have in common?

It was just my way of, well, mocking them, I guess. They pride themselves in being independent, not reliant on ANYBODY, but imo they're just pawns in a game of political interests and charades which the majority of them doesn't seem to understand/care about. But don't worry, we have this kind of people over here too.

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Well... as someone who self-identified as a tea party member I disagree, but we could argue about these things all day and and end up right where we started. I guess we could just agree to disagree.

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Here_Is_Plenty wrote:

Its not up to us to name them.  Their mommies and daddies did that long ago.

LOL! But what if you adopt them?

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macer75 wrote:

Well... as someone who self-identified as a tea party member I disagree, but we could argue about these things all day and and end up right where we started. I guess we could just agree to disagree.

Sorry man, didn't mean to offend you! Tongue Out

In our day and age, any yokel can form his opinions about the political scene of any country, and that doesn't exclude me either.

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charles_butternucker wrote:
macer75 wrote:

Well... as someone who self-identified as a tea party member I disagree, but we could argue about these things all day and and end up right where we started. I guess we could just agree to disagree.

Sorry man, didn't mean to offend you! 

In our day and age, any yokel can form his opinions about the political scene of any country, and that doesn't exclude me either.

No worries man, I'm not offended!