both kings are in check at the same time, easy
Illegal Position Contest!

that was a mental mistake. pretend the black king was somewhere else and a bishop was there.
so this is what I was thinking:
What is the simplest form of that kind of illegal position? Here's a possibility.
#7942. No problem. Just put your board the right way up, like @n9531l1's.
#7943. Same.
I suspect you've hit on the reason the pieces were at their respective ends in the original diagrams.

White was supposed to be stalemated before that could happen, but I forgot that the bishop can move 🤦

Depends if it needs to be knight check or just the checking piece has nowhere to come from. (#7941)

Suppose you're given a king of each color and one extra black unit not a king, and asked to make an illegal position with non-adjacent kings. For which types of extra unit could you do it? Obviously a pawn could be put on the 8th rank, and a bishop could be put on a8 with the white king on b7. But what if the extra unit is a queen, rook, or knight?
Depends if it needs to be knight check or just the checking piece has nowhere to come from. (#7941)
Er, yes. Maybe I should stop posting till next year.
@Leither123 re #7948. Yes again. See comment above (maybe definitely).
Just to be inconsistent:

@Leither123 re #7948. Yes again. See comment above (maybe definitely).
Well, I can certainly respond to n95's comment. Was it the comment you meant for me to read?
Besides a pawn or bishop, the only type of unit that can be used is a rook.
No, I just meant maybe I should stop posting for a while.
Brain's preoccupied with thinking about what I need to do before Christmas and New Year. (Not doing anything, you understand; just thinking about it.)
Suppose you're given a king of each color and one extra black unit not a king, and asked to make an illegal position with non-adjacent kings. For which types of extra unit could you do it? Obviously a pawn could be put on the 8th rank, and a bishop could be put on a8 with the white king on b7. But what if the extra unit is a queen, rook, or knight?
Pawn and bishop have other possibilities of course.
These are also illegal under FIDE competition rules.

These are also illegal under FIDE competition rules.
How does the FIDE rule read that makes this an illegal position?
That has a ply count of 8 under the 75 move rule. It's legal. Can you get there legally under FIDE competition rules with a ply count of 141 under the 75 move rule?
(You can get there in the the chess.com GUI, but that's a different matter; it doesn't necessarily terminate the game in accordance with the FIDE rules when a dead position is reached.)
I might not check over my positions sometimes, but I can still make something that is illegal:
But just not this time.