Invent the craziest new chess piece


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The Electron.
Turns up on a random square at the start of each turn. Destroys any piece it moves onto except other electrons which are moved to another random square.

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makes your oppenent go crazy (when captures a piece) And he plays the WORST MOVE EVER!!!!!!!

Endgame with the MegaPawn, #1: test your knowledge of the new piece! Which side is winning here?
*If one corner of the MegaPawn is taken, the remaining corners turn into normal pawns.

How about the TARDIS rook?
This timetraveling Chess piece can disappear completey from the board, only to return later at a time of your choosing. Comes eqipped with sonic screwdriver, to unlock even the most pawn-cluttered positions. And should it die, never fear! It has the ability regenerate as a new piece, picked at random.

THE-PSYCHO-ROOK: this piece automatically turns into 9 queens if the opponent threatens it with any piece.Opponent dont know which of 2 rooks is psycho. let me give you a real situation example:

What happens if a friendly piece/enemy piece/own king/enemy's king is nearby? What if the rook is on a corner/edge?
But that gave me a good laugh. Amazing idea.

the blob fish. (look at this link!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) https://www.google.com/#q=blob+fish
so ugly, the other person forfiets

na-na:moves auto. even it's the turn of your oppenent.So when your oppenent wants to play a move,The na-na continue capturing pieces.
The pawn
takes up one space on the board, moves like a pawn, captures like a pawn, and looks like a pawn. They start on the 2nd rank/7th rank

THE-PSYCHO-ROOK: this piece automatically turns into 9 queens if the opponent threatens it with any piece.Opponent dont know which of 2 rooks is psycho. let me give you a real situation example:
well let's say that you have an a1 rook that is phycho. After the move Kb2, black's king is taken off the board. MwAhAHAHAHAHA!!!