Just saw this one while surfing the internet:
Just Jokes!!
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I searched through all my albums and ran across this baby picture of myself, I sure hope everyone enjoys it--I was a special child!
Liar liar ur pants r on fire...
Rowan Atkinsons baby picture. Ain't he so cute?
My head is just older and hairier, this condition is called Giant Lobbsy Child Head Syndrome. You should see me get around!
U did edit that pic right?
Rangeena wrote:
U did edit that pic right?
It looks pretty legit to me...
Rangeena wrote:
U did edit that pic right?
It was pinned in our local Post Office Most Wanted section! 
Here's another I found:
She's open for dates!
Aliens from outer space!!
Yes and she's keeping an eye on us, I'm scarred.
eyes. all of em.
3 eyes...Oh noooo we r dead..
Why do so many marriages end in divorce?
....... Because the Bride never marries the Best Man,lol.
Ah...yes.
If u put a cow in a middle of an earthquake what will u get?
MILKSHAKE..
What do cows do for entertainment?
Go to moo-vies.
(This story wouldn't be half as funny, if it was't true.)
A woman was teaching a karate class. There was a man who had been attending for about seven months. Then one day eh comes up to her, and announces he is quitting. so she asks why.
He ansewers "Well, because you're not teaching me the secret stuff!"
"What secret stuff??"
"You know! Like you see on TV. Where they jump up in the air, and spin around eight times!"
He thought that was all real!
(Facepalms) "Well, if I tought it to you, it wouldn't be a secret now, would it??"
(Okay, she didn't say that last part. But she should have!)_
I once spent a summer in Peru. Sadly, I did not enjoy it much. I was constantly annoyed by the locals, who kept telling those silly "Yo llama" jokes!