Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

I will play, K/Rb5

This means that the king has summoned a rook on b5.

ok

7. ...Rb1

8. ... miphas grace revives the board

9. ...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF6ow5rQnio takes Tulin on g4, which had been placed randomly as a malfunction of a rook being summoned on b5

10. Urbosa's Fury once again destroys the board

10. ...uno reverse card brings he board back

11. +4 Wild to f4, summoning 4 extra boards

12. your mom to g6

13. Je4+He-f5-6

Jesus desends from heaven with the four horsemen.

That is blacks 12th move. 13. Jesus dies

The horsemen die too

13... Jesus and the horsemen are resurrected since I belong to an Abrahamic religion

14. Tulin gusts them off the board, all the way from my home in Pennsylvania to the mysterious land of Brazil, where Jesus and the horsemen die. Also sent to Brazil are nine diamonds, seventeen gleeok guts, assorted dragon horns, and the four extra boards summoned by @actual_knight_gaming on White's 11th move. Tulin rests on e9, preparing to gust Black's king to Brazil too.

stop afking

???

stop the afk i dont want this to take forever

14... (Bxd4=John Cena)--3D

aka Bishop takes the empty space on d4 and automatically promotes to John Cena. As such, the bishop immediately also becomes 3D as 2D John Cena doesn't exist

I think that will be okay, as eventually, this will be animated in a 3d animation program (idk which one tho)

15. White knight buys a house on f3 and moves in with white's f pawn and their pet reshiram. maybe you could use reshiram's fire abilities for something.