Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

85. White calls the KGB.

i think that's 63...
64(?) Tank xc10

100-000000000000000000000000...Archeologists discover the board xD

100-00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000... The world ends but... not the game

game is over. they restart

white plays the shampoo bottle opening!

the other players pieces all slip! white gets another turn.

Here is the move order

1. White played shampoo, Black pieces all slip and can’t move

My move: 2. White fuses all their pawns together to make a grimace shake as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run. And so that will make it a 4–0 ballgame.

a checkers piece comes and revolts. you cannot use a pawn on the next turn as a result

oh no it's revived lol

mwahahahaha.... (:

we are so barack

Black plays Archknook to (14.1033413, 120.9379529)

white plays a useless potato. the potato doesn't do anything but sit there

Black's Archknook has entered the En Passant Cafe* and has asked for the En Passant Special.

*That's where the coordinates were.

white mashes the potato and throws scoops of it at black in a pawn-sized catapult

Black adds a f--k ton of butter and cream to the mashed potato, and sells it for 2 pawns.

Yo