Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

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0knowledgeofchess

The black king and queen divorce, so the black queen gets 50% of the army and all the pawns.

Majoras_mask_wrath

Revali shows up and uses revalis hale to yeet blacks knight and rook into space

Kyobir

White's 4th pawn moved to Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk. Don't ask me why.

HereForTheLore

The Korok leaves from rage of the ad (he comes back to turns after)

Majoras_mask_wrath

White ultrahands a plane

DrNostalgia

7. The purple queen (annotated as pQ) eats a donut on q12. That's it. [ Annotated as pQxdonutq12 ]

Majoras_mask_wrath

White uses the plane to attack black but they run out of battery and crash,losing a pawn

RyanZ_MD

The king was feeling hungry, so it went to a nearby McDonalds and ordered a Chicken McFlury. He crashed his car on the way back, so he won't be on the board for now

ZhengyuChen2022

The king went to the hospital, and due to healthcare costing 5 million, sold ron weasley to the devil in exchange for good health.

Majoras_mask_wrath

a pie falls onto the board killing everyone, new game starts

Kyobir

White's e pawn to Kalkofnsvegur 2, 101 Reykjavík, Iceland

RealTactics960
Black summons napoleon ai, which gives him a certain type of bead.
BombCraft

puro spawns and goes to e6 (puro looks like alied with black but puro is actually white)

Flutelo

Black gets a new ICBM gambit and destroys half of the board, including his own peices and the puro thingy

BombCraft
Flutelo wrote:

Black gets a new ICBM gambit and destroys half of the board, including his own peices and the puro thingy

puro returns and transfurs the black king and white's k-pawn

BombCraft

bump

Immoful

Black uses a powerful magic ritual to summon a cobra made of cheese on a5

RandomChessPlayer62

White eats all pawns on the board for a strength boost

Flutelo

due to the boost, the white king becomes an omnipotent being and begins floating, making it impossible to capture him unless you use a queen or knight. (knight can jump, queen is tall)

BombCraft

puro transfurs the white king