Revali shows up and uses revalis hale to yeet blacks knight and rook into space
Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)
The king was feeling hungry, so it went to a nearby McDonalds and ordered a Chicken McFlury. He crashed his car on the way back, so he won't be on the board for now
The king went to the hospital, and due to healthcare costing 5 million, sold ron weasley to the devil in exchange for good health.

Black gets a new ICBM gambit and destroys half of the board, including his own peices and the puro thingy

Black gets a new ICBM gambit and destroys half of the board, including his own peices and the puro thingy
puro returns and transfurs the black king and white's k-pawn
The black king and queen divorce, so the black queen gets 50% of the army and all the pawns.