Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

White's 4th pawn moved to Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk. Don't ask me why.

The Korok leaves from rage of the ad (he comes back to turns after)

White ultrahands a plane

7. The purple queen (annotated as pQ) eats a donut on q12. That's it. [ Annotated as pQxdonutq12 ]

White uses the plane to attack black but they run out of battery and crash,losing a pawn

The king was feeling hungry, so it went to a nearby McDonalds and ordered a Chicken McFlury. He crashed his car on the way back, so he won't be on the board for now

The king went to the hospital, and due to healthcare costing 5 million, sold ron weasley to the devil in exchange for good health.

a pie falls onto the board killing everyone, new game starts

White's e pawn to Kalkofnsvegur 2, 101 Reykjavík, Iceland

puro spawns and goes to e6 (puro looks like alied with black but puro is actually white)

Black gets a new ICBM gambit and destroys half of the board, including his own peices and the puro thingy

puro returns and transfurs the black king and white's k-pawn

bump

Black uses a powerful magic ritual to summon a cobra made of cheese on a5

White eats all pawns on the board for a strength boost

due to the boost, the white king becomes an omnipotent being and begins floating, making it impossible to capture him unless you use a queen or knight. (knight can jump, queen is tall)

puro transfurs the white king

Rook on e(π-π)i

Cobra takes e(π-π)i, then discovers rooks taste bad and spits it out again