Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

Then the watch (insofar that it has thoughts) remembers it could never talk in the first place, and decides to go to Guantanamo Bay (unaware that a certain war criminal is currently exiled there).

Hiroshima to d5, e5, e4, and d4, killing everything within a 1000 square radius.

what I meant is the watch disappears instead of the pawn, which makes the pawn with again, then the pawn writes that down.

Demoman from TF2 blows up a pawn. If there still is one.

nah, Hiroshima destroyed them

Dang. Well then medic from TF2 comes to heal all of the pieces bringing them back to life.

Medic gets irradiated. All the other pieces combine to become Super Pawn to stop the irradiated Medic

Jesus Christ comes down and blows them up

uhhh, uhhh, smol... just... smol

Jesus changes his mind and reverses the board back to the first move.

the pawn remembers where the watch was, and goes to a4, where it is, and changes green again

The board is suddenly hit by a baseball (those dagnab kids breakin' windows) and breaks in half. The green pawn falls to the floor.

Another watch falls from the sky, the green pawn picks it up, makes an invisibility potion, goes back in time to hide the watch that fell from the sky under the a4 square, before heading back to the current time.

The other pawns become angry and attack the green pawn.

The green pawn has athletic skills (with a z

The pawns start Fortnite building and hits a 360 no scope with a sniper rifle. The pawns spam ez in the chat.

you can't do 2 moves in a row

The house in which the came is being played spontaneously collapses, causing all the pawns to be crushed.