Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

An A10 warthog flies around the board before decimating blacks pawns

The board is hungry. All pieces are now butter, all light squares are toast, and all dark squares are jam

i eated te board

nah, i secretly put arsenic while you looked away. -43 Health -2 DEX -3CHA

I am immune to arsenic

he misspelled arson sorry about that

anyways you blow up

the Aliens make there own board after that one gets destroyed, and make their own rules

Aliens invade the alien planet

I thought they would've done that already, because there already there. *lauging emoji*. Then both alien groups fight using chess instead of other weapons.

A tower crashes into the plane

Did the tower really crash into the plane?

A chessboard crashes onto the tower

yes

K(-1000000000000,sqrt(2sqrt(33518639851638)i*97315097130947))

Most illegal move
(coordnates)