Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

Black is infuriated by the disruption of the Cheese Cobra ritual. A kingside pawn storm is deployed, and a protective barrier is deployed around g7.

White's knights, thirsty for glory, charge to the kingside and begin galloping at the pawns from behind, hoping to pull a Balaclava and become famous and renowned for their bravery (even though it's technically insubordination), as well as hoping to defend against the threat.

whites bishops are infuiraiated that the knights are taking the glory and start attacking the knights with surprise on thier side

so they can take the glory thats why

However, the bishops slam into a double wall of pawns, severely injuring them.

injuring the bishops or the pawns?

Both.

However, John Cena's evil nemesis is vaporized by the Realpol (Realism Police).

But the realpol was John Cena's evil nemesis himself

White sabotaged the railways from the board to the garrisons of Black, forcing Black to only mobilize their troops along highways and roads. The troops are going to arrive at the next time I make a new comment and state that they came

PS. Yes, White organised a sabotage even though they were in a civil war. No one knows why

jjbohrgo to a6

Betrayed White Knight J2+

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Black, happy to ignore the highway obstructions, completes the Cheese Cobra ritual. The Cheese Cobra, possessing superior intelligence, bribes the Realism Police to put John Cena's evil nemesis back. Black sets up a veiwing stadium and prepares to broadcast the fight to their citizens. Non-Black Empire citizens must pay a fee of 15$ to watch.

John Cena Vs. Evil John Cena fight will air tomorrow.

But evil John Cena was secretly Obama :0