Who is the strongest chess playing ghost?
'Casper'ov the friendly ghost.
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Dec 1, 2017
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#23
Eyegor wrote:
I invited Garry Kasparov for dinner. It took him half an hour to pass the salt...
Very good.
What is a gentleman? .. Somebody who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't.
What do you call a trombonist with a beeper and a cellular telephone? An optimist.
What is the difference between a dead trombone player lying in the road, and a dead squirrel lying in the road? .. The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig.
Eyegor wrote:
I invited Garry Kasparov for dinner. It took him half an hour to pass the salt...
That's a good one
An oldie but a goodie...
A hotel is hosting a special Chess Christmas Tournament, and the manager is in the foyer to welcome the competitors. As they are coming in, he overhears some of the conversations...
"I'm the greatest player in the modern era..."
"No-one stands a chance against me..."
"My ELO has gone through the roof lately..."
"My skills will dazzle my opponents like never before..."
Eventually, the manager screams "Right, I've heard enough! Out, the lot of you!"
"But why?" demands one of the players.
"Because if there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!"
Dec 1, 2017
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#28
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Realtively new chess.com me,ber.
Relatively new chess.com member who?
Realtively new chess.com member that is cretating another post about making jokes.
What do you call two ambulance drivers?........A Pair-A-Medics!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My wife can be quite violent. We had an argument the other night and she threw some chopped lettuce at me. And that's just the tip of the iceberg...
Dec 1, 2017
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#32
How do you beat your dad at chess?
By telling him that you'll do the chores.
What do you call two bottles of tylenol?....... A-Set-A-Medicine!!!!!!!!!!
.. Do Not, do, as I did, last night ; Crack, your 'elbow'; Whilst, traversing, a 2 foot wide ; Rocky 'sloped' terrain ; At a 'McDonald's, {outdoor}, 'fast-food' franchise ! ] ;
My {actor}, "Ben Affleck"; Near 'doppleganger', candidate. ..{"Jeroen Zaal"/ 'Dutch' book dealer}.
A friend dies...but then I heard his voice. He had good news and bad news. Good news:heaven is great. Bad news: there"s a assassinator behind you.
.. The 'Sea Lion' life, in, "Astoria, Oregon," {usa} .. If, ya haven't tried it ; I suppose, we shouldn't 'knock' it ! ..lol
I invited Garry Kasparov for dinner. It took him half an hour to pass the salt...
Now that is funny! LOL
If Garry Kasparov is so slow, he should replace Gary the snail in Spongebob.