I got a text last night, and it was just the letters 'GNBA'... it was bang out of order.
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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian!!!!!
Jan 9, 2018
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#126
What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you
Jan 13, 2018
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#129
A funny joke:
There are people waiting for the San Francisco flight at an airport.
The speaker announces:
"Attention, the flight to San Francisco has been delayed for 5 seconds."
There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says, "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
He ignores the voice. Later in the day, he hears the voice again. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
Again, he ignores the voice. Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and move to Las Vegas."
He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas. As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, '"Go to Caesar's Palace."
He goes to Caesar's Palace and the voice says, "Make your way to the roulette tables."
He goes to the roulette tables and the voice says, "Put all your money on red 23."
He puts all his money on red 23. The dealer spins the wheel. It comes up black 17.
The voice says, "F**k."
ulfhednar_b0ss wrote:
'why did the chicken cross the road?'
To get away from all the media outlets that were publicly questioning his every move?
What is the best part of being conservative? I'm always right!
Feb 27, 2018
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#134
What did the chicken say when he smelled the horrible stench of rotten eggs.
"What's that fowl smell?!"
HEY!!!!
eye can't op LOL so oh Log on F'n Fire Go OUT. so it did,but it was Raining
Cats & Dogs then the Cold brought the drop to a Fall & Now i no why snow
Falls & rain drops from Up. Answear: 2 get 2 other side.Boooo sory 4 Chicken
Joke to ENTER.
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egg's were 1.50 over the hy way so chicken tell graham morris code to see in dark room with phoyo chrome light in tank you very much for lunch.Buy Elvis
My wife told me to stop pretending I was a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.