Mate in one (wrong answers only)

Qa8#

Bz94 to Bk67# oh wait thats not check so Kd8 becuz I like cozy places oh wait not there Kxf6 or Kxe6 or Kxd6 because theyre free pieces and they are alll checks DUH myself

And King takes e8

1. Sxf10 Txf10

2. 0-0-0-0 Px69

3. Ig3 DD#

Ah yes the letters are quite mesmerizing

Black's king is stuck googling en pessant. Anyways, just take the king with the Knight on A7

Qa10+

Ke8#

Just have king go to D7 and threa- *king gets eaten by other king*...

but we could just vote for another one later, now Imma take the king with the Amazon from D11

Qxc7#

kxc7

Nd8=R#

*eats board*

No

Catapult to d4

Winged Bishop With Rook Power (also, for you lowly people, a QUEEN) to a8 is the CORRECT answer.

Wait no, its Charmander to d7.

d8 = amazon