'One does not simply'— Chess version
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3) One does not simply marry a chess player.... 😊
4) One does not simply think about his moves in 1min bullet game...
*Murder
One does not simply become a GM
One does not simply win a GM
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Know what he is doing.
16) One does not simply play 960 while blindfolded....
17) One does not simply close his acount on chess.com
One does not simply post about politics, religion, competitor sites or cheating on chess.com.
One does not simply get lucky in chess!
May 19, 2018
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One does not simply kill the opponent in order to win a game of chess.
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