Picture Caption Contest #2
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Svidler: Hey is that Alexandra Kosteniuk in a bikini?
Svidler: Yeah, when my daughter heard Magnus was going to be here, she just wouldn't stop. 'Aren't you going to be nervous playing in front of somebody that good, Daddy?' Somebody that good. Can you believe that?! What am I, chopped liver?! So I... ah, c'mon! You too?! Gimme a break!!
Kamsky: *sigh <3*
Kamsky: Now, where's that damn seeing eye dog gone?
Kamsky: "On me 'ead son!"
Kamsky (thinks): "I've wasted my life on a board game..."
Kamsky: "You talking to me?"
* looks around *
Kamsky: "well, I don't see anyone else here!"
*Svidler shrinks further into his chair, staring at his thumb*
William! Potty humour is wasted on Erik! 
Kamsky: "I've been kicked off chess.com! why?"
Svidler: *whispering into spy device implanted in thumb* "Webgogs to chess.com HQ.... mission accomplished.... Cheater_1 unmasked in public"
(out of frame)
No, the book says you cannot exchange your pawn for his thumb.
Svidler: Lemme see what should i move here...
meanwhile, a little anticlimax, kamsky:
it is I, i see a white cloudy thing. ahh. i see a white cloudy thing!!
and svidler still thinking...a perfect example of monologue...OH! its a chess game...you can't talk.
"Treason!" exclaims Svidler as he picks up a splinter from his queen. "You're lucky i'm not Bacrot!"
Svidler: "You know, they only take these pictures so they can make fun of us later..."
On right thinking: He's got Deep Blues!
I think using the first letter of that swear word rather than the last would be less ambiguous.
Yes! I was thinking "boerwurst"!
Kamsky: "Huh, Pete your nose is runny again. And don't wipe it with your thumb: it's really disgusting"
May 10, 2008
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Kamsky: Seriously...If this guy doesn't stop picking his nose, I'll never be able to look at the board.
It is really nice to watch hockey games. It's good they put television set here.
Kamsky- " Now for my Jedi mind trick......"
Svidler- " I think I can! I think I can!...Wait-- did that piece move??!"
