Picture Caption Contest #5

Ok. Here is the next Picture Caption Contest.

Rules: Maximum 3 entries per person, and they must all be in the same post! Create a caption for the picture below. You should specify who is making the statement.

Prize: 1 month of free Chess Mentor

Judgement Criteria: How hard it makes me laugh. :)

Final Submission Date: I will declare a winner on July 15th.

1) 

Bond - "Do you expect me to die?"

Fischer - "No mr Bond... I expect you to move!!!"

2)

Fischer - "...and then I popped a cap in him"

3)

Fischer - (Trying to use Jedi mind trick) - "you WILL blunder your Queen"

Fischer: "....and if they would dim the lights, I will show you my crocodile shadow-puppet"

Spassky:  *Sigh*  "Yeah, yeah... you showed me in '72"

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Fischer: "For the love of God somebody help me! I'm having a stroke!"

Soviet Arbiter: "It's your move, Mr. Fischer"

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Fischer: "Come on! Scissors beats paper! I get the white pieces!"

That makes it 2 zip my way. Want to try for best of five in another 20 years?

Fischer: I misplaced me lactose-free milk... this situation may get uncomfortable for both of us.

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Fischer: I see what you did there.

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Fischer: Stupidity is like the Force... it surrounds us, and is in every living thing.  Your midichlorian count is exceptionally high, good sir.

erik to Fisher: i keep telling you "its still in the BETA stages"

erik to Fisher; I've told you twice there isn't a help button is!! 

Fischer: My own King stole my E! (in name by elbow)

Fischer: What? Don't people shake hands like this anymore?

Fischer: I'm brilliant! I have duplicated the CH in my name, and put it on the table holding our board! If you don't want me to use my magic on you, play 1.a3

Fischer: Now is that "Boring" with two B's or one?

Spassky: *sigh* I've said it before, and I'll say it again:  It's BORIS, not BORING 

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 Fischer: Hang on, cheater_1 was wrong...I can see a mate in 14

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Fischer: Why the hell is Spassky breakdancing??

"Are you talkin to me?..."

1) 1.Scissors!  Best by test!

2) 20 years and this chair grease is the best your boys can come up with?? 

3) Have you seen how much they're charging for razors these days?   There's only so much I'm prepared to pay.  

1) NO you are!

2) Did you put a bishop on my chair before I sat down.

3) Are those the Olsen twins?

1)  "Me and Bush are like this.  He even helped me out with my passport."

2)  "I don't believe in psychology.  I believe in good food."

3)  "When I saw Mikhail Tal's hand, it looked like this.  You think playing with two fingers is FUNNY?"

Fischer :  I tell you, Spassky. If you call me Fatty Fischer again, I'm gonna bust a cap in your Soviet forehead !

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Fischer:  I'm not ready to play this World Championship match !.. I'll be ready to whoop your monkey Grandmaster ass when ...... I get two cheeseburgers !

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Magnus: Ok Grandpa. Mate in 12.

Fischer: Who the hell are you calling Grandpa !! If your parents weren't here, I'd take my walking stick and beat the Boy Wonder out of you !!

First you put your right hand in then you take your right hand out you put your right hand in and shack it all about you do the hoepoke and you turn your self around that's what it's all about. Everybody sing along.

    Bobby: "This is the second and last time I'll tell you, I don't care what my Jewish mother says I AM NOT JEWISH"

1. Fischer "For the last time Spaz, BF does NOT stand for Big Fatty"

2. Fischer "I want Gerald McRaney to play me in the movie and that's final"

3. Fischer "Hey Boris, you want to resign now or should we make a couple of moves first ?"