1. You're supposed to be my agent! All you can get me is a game with some guy named cheater_1?
2. Demand number 67, ...
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I pledge to you sir, I shall play through this carpel tunnel until you are done for....sir!
Fisher: "Is this how you do 'the shocker'?"
1. Fischer: Do you smell that? Smells like cheese cake don't it?
2. Fischer: Don't be ridiculous, of course there's a glass of wine in my hand.
3. Fischer: So I've got him by the adam's apple, and then suddenly - I swear thats bloody cheese cake I smell.
You know a good place to get some Chinese around here?
Jun 20, 2008
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#27
1. Fischer: Are my seventy virgins ready yet? I won't play if they aren't.
2. Fischer: Whoa whoa whoa, Spassky? I thought someone good was showing up!
3. Fischer: You put something on my seat, didn't you Spassky? Ooh, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry. I get all squirmy inside and complain a lot.
Jun 20, 2008
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#28
1. Fischer: For the last 20 years, I have been playing slot machines.
2. Fischer: The US State Department can't say that I don't give a spit.
3. Fischer: I'm not really cut out to be Jewish.
Fischer: Hey Spassky! What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
One's a sick duck and... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore!
One's a sick duck and... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore!
Fischer: Well... better to be black than Jew... No, seriously, its much better
(Just a joke, don't take it seriously)
How many times do I have to tell you Mr. Fischer, white always moves first!
"Come on, pull my finger!"
"Why do the call them fingers if they don't fing?"
"Nevermind, there they go!"
"So then Moe turns to Larry and... hold still, I'll show you"
president: are you ok Mr. Fischer?
fischer: Just wishing i didn't eat that chimichanga. and 4 tacos...
oh yeah and that xl bean burrito...almost isn't worth it!
president: worth what sir? should i get the nurse?
fischer: no no no if you could just help me stretch. here. grab onto my
two fingers...
president: (gets a good hold and pulls)
fffffffphew fffffffttphew
fischer: HAHA you fell for my double barrel finger blast...it was worth it after all!!
president: oh cmon why'd you have to do that?
fischer: oh...you didn't really think i became a grandmaster so young, based on my skill did you? let's play!
president: but i can't breathe!
fischer: perfect!!!
1. Fischer: "Something Something Darkside..." [I do not know if this Helps at all]
ADK
1. Fischer - Look, I can make a horse shadow!
2. Fischer - It's just this shirt making me look fat!
3. Fischer - This is how I shoot the Russians!
1: It's just so much better when they cup the balls.
2: blah blah blah i look like john malcovich blah
3: what if, for this round, and check this out dudes... we replace all the pawns with little army men. that'd be totally chill.
I am going to make you an offer you can refuse, but the result will be worse than a lowering in your rating
1. Fisher "You do know its white turn to go first?"
2. Fisher" Are we going to play or are you going to resign before it starts?"
3.Fisher "Im getting old just waiting for you to move."
1)
"Stick 'em up!
2)
"Hello, Mr. Spassky, it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm a big fan of your's, and-... No... A pleasure to meet you, Mr. Spassky. I've read all your books, and I have to say-... No, too much... Good evening, Boris. I've been waiting for-.... Nah, makes me sound like a Bond villain... Afternoon, Spassky old boy! Ready for a spot of fun?... No, that definitely won't work. C'mon, Bobby, think!
That night
Fischer: Greetings, Mr. S! What's happenin', man?
Spassky: Get out.
3) "Whoops, finger slipped. You don't need that to live, right?
Really? You really think I look like John Smoltz?
Very nice.