Picture Caption Contest !!
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Kid on the right: "Even if you put boogers on your pieces I'll still capture them."
Kid on left: look how many ways I have you man. Kid on right: I hate you
Kid on right - "YOUR A LIAR!"
Kid on left - "It's called 'En Passant'"
Right - "YOUR A CHEAT!!!"
May 7, 2008
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#105
thank you so much to all! i had a good time reading these :)
so, i read each and every one of them and registered those that made ME chuckle (which is different from probably makes you laugh). there was a lot of copy-catting and similar posts, but there were some unique ones too. (i should have forwarned you all - i never laugh at potty humor.)
here were my top 3:
#3 - Perpetual check make Hulk angry! (by Absurd)
#2 - If you try to tell judge about Chessmaster 5000 I have under the table, you'll get problem... (by Kingskiller)
#1 - Kid on the right: You think having only one arm is FUNNY?? (by sstteevveenn) (i went back and looked at the picture and really laughed hard)!
sstteevveenn, you have won 1 month of Chess Mentor :)
here is my own caption (not that funny):
(kid on left) You're no Frank Caliendo, but that's pretty good!
(here is Frank Caliendo: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1209180756509463520 )
woohoo, thanks 
Congratulations sstteevveenn! Put that month to good use sir!
May 7, 2008
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#108
I guess I'm late with this submission, but here it is anyway:
Kid on left: "Hmmm... where to move... Ke4 or g3???"
Kind on right: "Hurry up and move before I sh*t in my pants!!!"
Kid on the right: You're screwed - I heard Chess.com's GAME Explorer has hit a snag - there is not hope for you now...
Kid snarling: "Who're you calling a 'Little Chess Partner?'"
KUN ON THE RIGHT: " And do not EVER insult Bobby again!
you should see me when I'm losing" (kid on right).
Kid on Left: "I can't think. There's too much noise"
Kid on Right: "Or is it because I've built up a strong hold around c7, I've driven you out of e1, and left you teetering on the brink of total annihilation!"
Kid on Left: "I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies on c3!"
Kid on Right: "c3? You know what c3 is? It's a sitting duck! c3 is WEAK. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on c3."
haha, kid on the left:
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what I'm thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what I'm thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
So who won?
May 9, 2008
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#117
The kid on the right won. He got out of perpetual check by driving his king from d7 to g6, then used his knight, bishop, and two rooks to mate. And he only used his good right arm to move all the pieces.
It's not my fault that the right hand doesn't know what the left one is doing
I'm way late on this but here's my contribution.
kid on right: you think that it's funny that i got hit by a car and my face was squished!
i'll kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!