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"For the last time, there is no fire button. You just say CHECK!"
"you looking at me?! cuz I don't see anyone else"
Dozy wrote: Dunno about you Erik, but Bill's j'adoube got me laughing. Pity he doesn't need the prize.
I agree. Bill's comment is by far the best to date.
Apr 30, 2008
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#84
hahaha i would make one but some of these are just too funny!
hey Eric, we should do more of these :)
Damn Kramnik... Its all his fault they brought in the new FIDE toilet rule.
Apr 30, 2008
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#86
boyd86 wrote:
Kid on right thinking to self:
How is this happening?! Just yesterday my dad told me I was a sure winner for this thing! I can even beat him now, and he's way older than this guy! I know he didn't let me win either, because he told me he didn't. What did i do wrong? I'm wearing my lucky rocketship underpants, i've been taking my flintstones vitamins - heck, i've even been eating my vegetables! What's a kid gotta do to stay on top of his game these days, huh? Maybe grandma can give me some of her lucky charms she takes to bingo. Yuck! They probably smell like old people, though....
Kid on left aloud:
Can you go already? Pokemon starts in half an hour!
lol idk this one really got me going
kid on the right: hit me
kid on the left: dude this is chess not blackjack
kid on the right: i said hit me!!!!!!!!
kid on the left smacks him in the face
kid on the left happy? and by the way checkmate
kid on the right: i hoped my plan of pretending to play blackjack would work, Oh i lost because my chessmaster 5000 was off lets have a rematch
Kid on right to other kid:
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
kind on the left: "Okay, you can go to the bathroom now..."
May 3, 2008
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#90
Boy on the left: "My fingers smell like poo."
Boy on the right:"So, that's why all your pieces STINK!"
Boy on left - " I spent my weekly allowance on a premium membership at Chess.com, and got unlimited chess tactics and chess mentor lessons ; You spent yours in the candy store, and got indigestion........Check."
Kid on the right : I'll resign when I'm @#$@ well ready to resign!
right:i am the grim reaper...
left:no...
right:let me get my hood and robes on....along with my Fritz....
Left:could u not stink up the place?......
Right:why?.....my poison gas the main reason Fischer is dead...*no offence*
Left:.....*lying on the floor ,dead*
Right:w00t....now who is my next victim...
*Chopping noise*
Left: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Right: 'Tis but a scratch.
Left: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Right: No it isn't.
Left: Well, what's that, then?
Right: I've had worse.
Left: You liar!
Right: Come on, you pansy!
*More Fighting*
*Chop*
Left: Victory is mine! We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer-...
Right: Ha! *kick*
Left: Look you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Right: Yes I have.
Left: Look!
Right: Just a flesh wound. *kick*
Left: Now see here! I am Arthur, king of these lands, and-...
Right: No you're not!
Left: What?
Right: *Flicks over Arthur's king* Checkmate!
Kid on left: I told you to resign after 1.e4
May 3, 2008
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#97
Boy on the right: "Look Mom, I just got my first member point on Chess.com;
and it feels great."
can we use movie quotes? Borrowed & altered slightly from the movie Princess Bride :
Kid on right says "My name is Amigo Montoya, you killed my queen, prepare to die."
Kid on right : YE SHALL NOT GAIN A PASSED PAWN