Punny Chess Films

I'm sure this is nothing new, but had to share my punny/twisty chess film ideas. Some names and obscure/loose references might fly right over your head, but rest assured that all are chess influenced.

PAWN CHOP - Dare to enter the shop of used junk devoted to deadly gaming directed by slasher film newcomer Jack Patzer and starring Ed Passant.

SATAN'S PAWN - The offspring in this thriller will have you begging for checkmate. Directed by Wong Castle and starring Rex Souless.

THE KNIGHT'S G8 - A medieval swashbuckling adventure by writer/director Caissa Tabiya. Starring Jay Doube.

E. LOWE vs. GLICKO - Be seated in this suspensful courtroom drama mystery thriller epic from critically-acclaimed director Billy Rookman. Starring Cal Q. Layton.

BULLET FOR MY CHESS CLUB - A fast-paced shoot-em-up action film directed by Hans Blitz. Starring Charles Bronstein.

Don't quit your day job.

You gonna credit me for my suggestions?  Wait, I'll wait to ask for credit until someone actually says they like it ;-)

Honey I shrunk e4. It pretty much writes itself.

EXCUSE ME! These are my heart and soul barfed up for you all to enjoy. I'm so hurt by this!

The unfunny ones (all of them) are totally Gulgothica's ideas. He said I would be popular and make lots of friends if I posted them for him.

Aaron, the only way you could make friends would be by playing The Sims!

But, really, you shouldn't quit your day job.  Who else would we all look down on without you around?

SILENCE YOU RAPSCALLION! This hooliganism and shikanery is distracting from the hilarity that is my punny chess film names! Come on people, Cal Q. Layton? That's MONEY, people! MONEY.