Signs you're a bad chess player
Are you implying that girls are bad players, too? My wife would disagree.
As well as many other female players on this site.
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*cough* Natalia Pogonina *cough*
You have spent the requisite 10,000 hours in chess, but posting in forums instead of studying/playing/analyzing.
Clearly, fuller explanation helps avoid miscommunications. Anyway, someone letting an attractive girl win does not necessarily mean that the player is bad in the first place. Chess skill is relative.
You double your oppponents pawns whenever it is possible and award your move a "!" in the post-mortem.
If you're like me you think that playing an mmo while a chess video lecture runs in the background counts as a good study session.
Signs your a bad chess player:
- You are looking for a way to improve your game that has immediate results, requires no effort, costs nothing, and lasts forever.
Ever have your opponent flip the table over after you checkmate him?
I did flip the board over once...but I was only ten. Another sign of a bad chess player; you're sure that soon (with a little more practice) you will be able to support yourself by playing chess.
1- u call ur knights "horseys"
2- u get bored and leave in the middle of the game
3- u cough excessively to distract ur opponent
4- u blame ur loss on bad karma
5- u keep making illegal moves
6- u calculate with ur fingers the captures and recaptures and still come out mistaken
7- ur only chance of winning or drawing a game is if your opponent was a newly born chimpanzee.