Of course, you guys are referring to Andy's best pal, VladBGhita.
I'd have to disagree. I think he'd be a good chess coach.
You want a bad chess coach? Well, here:
Signs you're a bad chess player
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e4nf3 wrote:
Of course, you guys are referring to Andy's best pal, VladBGhita.
I'd have to disagree. I think he'd be a good chess coach.
You want a bad chess coach? Well, here:
This is what you bad chess players out there would call zugswang. If both of you stay still, then nobody has a problem. If you move, you'll fall flat on your face. If the woman moves, it will be as painful as this:
Either way, stick a fork in yourself, or a ruler in this case, cause you're done.
Ah hmmm...excuse me, before you say "you bad chess players out there"...you need to explain why your tactical trainer score is 1054.
And, why you are showing a one-move fork like it is a big deal.
You are losing the game and when you look up, you notice that your opponent is reading a book. (Happened to me)
Jul 3, 2012
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polarbear2217 wrote:
You are losing the game and when you look up, you notice that your opponent is reading a book. (Happened to me)
your opponent is not allowed to read a book during a chess tournament. how can you tell that he hasn't his chess notes in one of his pages. if it is a chess book he might even have the position in the book that is in the game with best move suggestion and explanation.
Jul 4, 2012
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hi all arn't we supposed to look at the opponent and the chess board you know like poker or any other games because i do that :)
I don't care that everyone says you are a bad chess player. I know that your heart is in the right place.
yourmindillusions wrote:
hi all arn't we supposed to look at the opponent and the chess board you know like poker or any other games because i do that :)
Yeah...but staring would be rude. Just an occasional "evil eye", but don't be blatant about it.
damn! How did you perfectly know me. Hehehe then i'm a badest player.
You could be a bad player if you have to go to the toilet in time trouble.
bobbyDK wrote:
polarbear2217 wrote:
You are losing the game and when you look up, you notice that your opponent is reading a book. (Happened to me)
your opponent is not allowed to read a book during a chess tournament. how can you tell that he hasn't his chess notes in one of his pages. if it is a chess book he might even have the position in the book that is in the game with best move suggestion and explanation.
It was a casual game with one of my friends.
ISHAKUSAMAILA wrote:
damn! How did you perfectly know me. Hehehe then i'm a badest player.
Well, you know, being a "bad" chess player isn't so bad (pun intended). It all just depends on how "less bad" we want to be.
I am getting less bad every day...of course, there are flat plateaus in between.
So, "badest" is kind of good. The goal might ultimately be "badass" chess player. That is when bad is very, very good. lol
Jul 5, 2012
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e4nf3 wrote:
yourmindillusions wrote:
hi all arn't we supposed to look at the opponent and the chess board you know like poker or any other games because i do that :)
Yeah...but staring would be rude. Just an occasional "evil eye", but don't be blatant about it.
llike one of these :D
Jul 5, 2012
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i like the (4,2) because it's evil and funny at the same time it makes the other player realy confused :D
yourmindillusions wrote:
i like the (4,2) because it's evil and funny at the same time it makes the other player realy confused :D
But the best way to confuse your opponent is to say "pizza" during your turn.......mmmmm....pizza.
Vlad is your instructor.