Kasparov: *checkmates kid*
Kid: Oh no, I lost to the best chess player in the world.
Fischer, coming out of his time machine: No you didn’t.
Kid: BOBBY FISCHER?
Fischer: No. *rips off Fischer mask* It’s me, Alekhine.
Kid: ALEXANDER ALEKHINE?
Alekhine: No. *takes off Alekhine mask* It’s me, Kasparov.
Kid: GARRY KASPA- wait. Wasn’t I just playing him?
Kasparov that played the kid: *removes Kasparov mannequin head, revealing a raccoon in a jacket*
Kid: A RACCOON?
Raccoon: I have a name. And it’s Rocket.
Kid: ROCKET RACCOON FROM THE FAMOUS MARVEL SUPERHERO MOVIE, GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY?
Raccoon: No, like an actual rocket. *rocket blows up with raccoon suit on*
Karpov walks in with the smoke coming in front of him with a great entrance similar to when he walked on stage once to beat Misha Osipov (also similar to Bomb Voyage from The Incredibles): Who’s ready to play chess?
Kasparov: *takes off Kasparov mask, revealing Osipov in a jacket* Uh-oh. *runs away*
Kid: What is going on here?
Simon Cowell: *buzzes the golden buzzer from America’s Got Talent* Congratulations, kid. You just won $100,000.
Kid: I DID?
Simon Cowell: *takes off Simon Cowell mask, revealing Judit Polgar* hehe nope
Such a weird day, wasn’t it?
Simple Joke About Chess
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Jul 27, 2018
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YourShahIsNowMat wrote:
A weirdo
Kid: Oh no, I lost to the best chess player in the world.
Fischer, coming out of his time machine: No you didn’t.
Kid: BOBBY FISCHER?
Fischer: No. *rips off Fischer mask* It’s me, Alekhine.
Kid: ALEXANDER ALEKHINE?
Alekhine: No. *takes off Alekhine mask* It’s me, Kasparov.
Kid: GARRY KASPA- wait. Wasn’t I just playing him?
Kasparov that played the kid: *removes Kasparov mannequin head, revealing a raccoon in a jacket*
Kid: A RACCOON?
Raccoon: I have a name. And it’s Rocket.
Kid: ROCKET RACCOON FROM THE FAMOUS MARVEL SUPERHERO MOVIE, GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY?
Raccoon: No, like an actual rocket. *rocket blows up with raccoon suit on*
Karpov walks in with the smoke coming in front of him with a great entrance similar to when he walked on stage once to beat Misha Osipov (also similar to Bomb Voyage from The Incredibles): Who’s ready to play chess?
Kasparov: *takes off Kasparov mask, revealing Osipov in a jacket* Uh-oh. *runs away*
Kid: What is going on here?
Simon Cowell: *buzzes the golden buzzer from America’s Got Talent* Congratulations, kid. You just won $100,000.
Kid: I DID?
Simon Cowell: *takes off Simon Cowell mask, revealing Judit Polgar* hehe nope
Such a weird day, wasn’t it?