Stupid Tips for Chess
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Here’s some tips for ya
Jan 5, 2018
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#23
Impossible challenge. How can any tip with intent of winning a trophy/contest be stupid?
Tip! Start chewing on the wooden board, and push the splinters as far as they will go into your face.
Use your arse instead of finger for pressing the clock...
Attend matches in a Ballerina outfit...
Resign
Here's my stupid tip for Position 1:
Play dxc5! because now you threaten mate on g7.
In the first position, unlike many unexperienced grandmasters, I believe Qa5 is the winning move. The thing about this move is that it attacks blacks queen AND rook! If black takes, white has the crushing Bxg7!!!!!! Removing the main defender of blacks castle. Black is getting checkmated shortly.
Jul 31, 2018
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#30
Take out a big box of chicken wings topped with buffalo sauce, grease, and crumbs, loudly eat all of them, and proceed to adjust all of your opponents pieces
fluffyninja wrote:
My tip for winning all your games:
Fall asleep and snore loudly on the board. Extra points if you can drool on the pieces. When woken up, proceed to yell, "MAMA! HE WOKE ME UP". Then turn to your opponent and call him papa. If you want to be extra sure you'll end up winning, you can walk around the place in your undies and say "Uncle Sammy, I wanna go poopoo!" to the TD. You may end up in the asylum, but hey! You won't lose the game.
One problem with your method: it doesn't work if you're already in the asylum.