Systemic Racism in Chess: White moves first.

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sid0049
December_TwentyNine wrote:

DOUBLE POST!! And an effort to hijack this thread. If I was playing monopoly, and I had hotels, which are red, and my opponent bought some houses for one of his monopolies, which are green, is that racist? 

Yes, obviously

sid0049

Imagine the game if black were to make the first move....

There would be more opening theory........or maybe not, because the king is just on the left side with the same positions on the board...🤔

December_TwentyNine

It would still be racist however, because then a thread would be created saying how chess is so racist because Black is always moving first.

Aaneliia
December_TwentyNine wrote:
Aaneliia wrote:

Shogi game (actually is japanese chess) has no colored pieces, all pieces are white, weird haha

 

I see now. So since they are colorless, they are not racist. But as soon as you color the pieces, say, pink and purple and blue and red and all sorts of pretty colors, then boy oh boy!!! Then it's racist. Is that correct?

I also agree with Counterproductiveham, where I believe that eons ago "White" was originally "Red."

Just kidding though haha

Aaneliia
BISHOP_e3 wrote:

 

Awwww whatta wonderful cute cat!! I LOVE IT!!!!!! haha

kingsgrave

exactly - why not switch each time - thats some long long long ongoing BS

infinitexinfinite

If the two colours did hypothetically represent race, it could mean that being white is a privilege and therefore has the advantage of going first, but it could also be interpreted as there was no fight taking place until the whites instigated it. If you wished to fuel the 'chess is racist' debate for whatever reason, you could use the link between 'blitz' & 'blitzkrieg' as well as the fact that 4 horses on the central squares are able to draw a swastika as an argument which would lead to opening yourself to well deserved brutal mockery.

December_TwentyNine

Racist? What is a racist? Is that a person that drives fast cars? In, a race?

Strangemover
December_TwentyNine wrote:

Racist? What is a racist? Is that a person that drives fast cars? In, a race?

It is a person who discriminates against others based on the type of racing they enjoy. I have no time for Nascar fans for example. 

December_TwentyNine

Oh!!! I see, so, if you like NHRA, and HATE NASCAR, then, oooh hunnie, are you a racist? But then again, what if you HATE NHRA and LOVE NASCAR!!! Then by golly gee sweetie you're still a dog ram racist!!! Am I right on this?

BISHOP_e3

Strangemover

This is the only race I ever enjoyed. 

https://youtu.be/5Iz1de7Lwyw

December_TwentyNine

Bishop_e3 calls to lock thread!!! The Strange Mover and myself has HIJACKED THREAD!!! We turn grumpy thread into HAPPY THREAD!!! I like Dragons and Elves!! 2 races that live a long time!!! Oh wait, since I'm a cartoon, is that a race in itself? 

CounterproductiveHam
December_TwentyNine wrote:

Bishop_e3 calls to lock thread!!! The Strange Mover and myself has HIJACKED THREAD!!! We turn grumpy thread into HAPPY THREAD!!! I like Dragons and Elves!! 2 races that live a long time!!! Oh wait, since I'm a cartoon, is that a race in itself? 

Filthy elves.

One of them stole our dwarven song

December_TwentyNine

Ah geez hun. Dwarves (another race) must fight to GET IT BACK!!!

CounterproductiveHam

Dammit, 
I think I saw torbjorn running out and chickening.

At least I have Brunor Battlehammer with me

Strangemover

This is what the cool elves listen to 👍

December_TwentyNine

Hey!!! Did you guys know that there's RACISM in Dungeons and Dragons? You're a Ranger, or some hunky guy going around adventuring, and YOU HAVE A FAVORITE ENEMY!!! Oh my Edna Ivette Gemma!!! "Favorite Enemies" can be Orcs, Ogres, Kobolds or Gnolls and such. THAT'S SO RACIST!!!

CounterproductiveHam
Strangemover wrote:

This is what the cool elves listen to 👍

Nay, that is what the human bards play

CounterproductiveHam
December_TwentyNine wrote:

Hey!!! Did you guys know that there's RACISM in Dungeons and Dragons? You're a Ranger, or some hunky guy going around adventuring, and YOU HAVE A FAVORITE ENEMY!!! Oh my Edna Ivette Gemma!!! "Favorite Enemies" can be Orcs, Ogres, Kobolds or Gnolls and such. THAT'S SO RACIST!!!

hmmm my Full-orc bard digresses

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