the B opening

And why would anyone play this retarded line?

meany !!!!

your stupid

dont' you thinks its cool at least!!!

i think it's fun. 

nice

Cute post...maybe you could learn the Cabbage attack too?  

You people are such trolls XD I love it :P

This is kind of fun...

Here's the "Q Opening":

Cry, the X opening? That opening is not suitable for young viewing audiences! 

And here's the "Z Opening" (Slightly less perfect, but oh well...)

F opening

Modified Z

Gotta love the creativity 

                   H O G W A S H 

Reb, you don't like the artistic creations?  I think they are a bit intriguing, although they have nothing to do with real chess, in a sense.  I don't think hogwash at all.  I think unique.