The Chess Story

Keep adding more to the story. It starts like this:

There once was this guy named Bob...

...imprisoned for being in the mob.

And they all lived happily ever after.

except bob didn't live happerliy ever after because he escaped

he nearly walked out of prison but then a riot errupted and the prison was sealed 

And they were attacked by seals ( not navy ones but the ones eskimos used to represent knights on a board)

Along with some girl scout cookies

So he ate the cookies and told Bardot to go away... 

but he left his gun with bardot and chased after and was accused of being a stalker...

...so she shot him in the leg...

And woke up in a prison cell in guantanimo...

...and remained there for months. Upon finally be released, Bob immediately started looking for...

the meaning of life, but then after millenia of painstakeing research i turned out to be ...

42.

...dumber than Bob had imagined. This revelation made Bob...

he loudly exclamed what the fish styx and ran away to...

find a brothel...

and ran into a hotel also hoping to find...

transylvanian

underwear and actually found it.....