The Never Ending Chess Story

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A bit like the Chess story started by "Dr_Doc_MD" but with a few exceptions.

- You are allowed to post a maximum of two sentences (but never more then 20 words).

- Keep it chess related

- Post as many times as you like, but...You are not allowed to respond to your own post .

 

I'll start things off:

"It is the day before the big tournament. Why haven't I seen her yet?"

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I know she is there but invisable !

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Is there something wrong with my eyes? It can't be. I am able to see my analysis of games...

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...so why hasn't the biggest name arrived yet

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...and there's the soliciter, pushing chessboard patterned burritos.

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But I want the burritos more.

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Having a burritos chess set would be disastrous. Each piece would be literally eaten.

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"What are you fantasizing about?", whispered Alexandra Kosteniuk in my ear.

 

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"That chessboard burrito with jalapeno pieces", I replied.

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"I have one in my room, we could play.." She implied.

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But I didn't hear her.  I was already in line.

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In line for getting her a drink and myself a burrito. When I got back,...

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I ate it.  Then I got in line again.

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She wanted another drink, this time delivered in her room.

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"But I don't do room service".

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"I'll give you a borrito if you can win a chessgame against me" she promised.

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"No, thanks.  The stakes are too high."

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"Suddenly, I blacked out"

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Then, I woke up in the middle of my chess game.  Looking at the clock, I realized it had been 45 minutes, and my opponent still hasn't made a move.

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- keep it within 20 words please-  :)

Thats odd. What has happened?