the never ending chess story

teleport to japan to watch naruto 

but the electricity in Japan was out so instead they happily

waited and they electricity came back  and they started watching naruto

Then he woke up and realized that everything that happened so far was just a dream. So he started to eat breakfast and there were no chicken wings ....

And then he woke up again and found he was still playing the chess game. I was checkmated, but then ...

my friend Bobby Fisher came through the door and said the only reason I lost was the other guy had the Russians helping him.

so then that dude got disqualified and died

As a ghost he told me," You must play chess. Your fate is to become the world champion."

so then he played chess and turned into a butt

until he seen her walk in the room, he knew right away he must send her a picture in a tweet.

the dude got fat and

knew he must lose weight before he took the picture.  So he....

Entered a Chessboxing tournament against Mike Tyson and Boris Gelfand.

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Chess boxing is a real sport in which players alternate between 3 minute boxing sessions and 4 minute speedchess sessions. Victory can be achieved by either a checkmate or a knockout.

And then a massive cardboard box filled with chicken legs fell from nowhere and squshed them in the ring.

And it had a note that said:

Take that Boris!

-Viswanathan

Everyone got so bored of multiple people reading this story they started eating chicken legs!

and they turned into a fat blob

Then all of the fat was used to fuel cars! And then the cars got fat!

So they all went to a fat camp in australia.

Then Australia became fat too...