the never ending chess story

and yound it full of delicious pie

found*

so they ate it and then found it was filled with liquid hydrogen!

so they were all imprisoned in a box of solid oxygen filled with gaseous gold

sudenly a beem of...

light came down on them.

and melted the hydrogen and oxygen

and suddenly...

Megatron came with a petition to get Megan Fox in the next Transformers movie

but a chicken ate him

Then a fish ate the chicken

Then Megatron ate the fish

then Megatron got melted into a pool of fat

because on the inside his was really fat

And then his friends came and tried to save him, but they got arrested because

... he had cheated during his match against Carlsen

the police thought. But it was really a zombie in disguise who ate Carlsen's brain and

the zombie who had eaten Carlsen's brain was actually a minecraft creeper

but then the world exploded

And we landed on Jupiter's moon...