the never ending chess story

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and ate Kasparov's brain.

and so he ate cheese

and beef legs too!

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he started to build up gas and then he exploded

the g-force of the explosion hit earth and sent it falling towards the sun, faster and faster!

(Fatmaster imitating someone?)

and suddenly, a big black black hole dropped and

fell inside the earth and got stuck!

And I started yelling, "Stop bringing this thing back from the grave!!! Let it die with dignity!!!"

no body noticed me but the Queen. The king got jalous and...

stabbed the queen in the face!

Of course he missed, and hit the Bishop, leaving a slit in the miter

NOOOOO!!!! .............

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MY KNIFE HAS BLOOD ON IT!

Because the the King uses his knife to cut his food.

Well ill have to be a knife vampire then

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But when the King bit his knife, his tooth broke and

crashed through the 1 meter thick stone under him, into a deep, unknown dark abyss!!!

"why is it allways dark and deep, and abyss and stuff? couldn't just fall on the floor, as simple as physic laws" said a pawn who was watching the scene from a4