Once upon a time, Harold was watching TV when he heard the doorbell ring. Suddenly...
So Harold replied: What "forum" do you speak of sir?
Suddenly the guy transformed into a monster and replied...
A guy came in and said this forum is dead.
As the monster laughed, so did Harold ... for the monster's hearty laugh was very contagious!
Harold decided to go for a walk!
But the world never really ended proving the tv program to be a hoax
Writer of the story was retarded and didn't thought that Harold got super powers and can rebuild world, what Harold did.
Thus creating a paradox of multi-verses with Harold the god of one & the "unnameable" seeking to destroy that which Harold continues to create, forming a bond between the two as codependent & eternal nemeses!
Then they both farted.
& from thatBURST of flatulence a newGALAXYwas born!
and i ate it
and couldn't sleep due to indigestion
& thus Chessaddictedprakhar became known for this across the multi-verse & all dimensions & was so dubbed the Fart-Eater from this time forth & forever, destined to eternal indigestion & insomnia surrounded by flatulence in his own private reality with only hessmaster, FallingUp, & konhidras by his side. Meanwhile ... Harold & the "unnamed" monster Gm_andrewfeng had created continued to do battle!
Meanwhile...Master _Kaina kept on farting and creating new galaxies...
& from jealous envy, konhidras wanted to follow Chessaddictedprakhar in his ways & thus adopted to also eating flatulent galaxies which I had expelled thus he too became known as a Fart-Eater which spawned a new race of "Fart-Eaters" across the cosmos.
Warren Huffet looked up in the sky & saw a great moneymaking opportunity. He clapped his hands with glee! He quickly bought up 90% of the shares in the canned bean company. Soon...
Warren had developed great residual income due to the new demand for flatulence-producing goods & his quick, keen investment actions!
Warren sat thinking... I must protect my invest. Therefore I will build a rocket ship (and wear a gas mask) and go meet Master_Kaina, the biggest bean consumer in the Universe. I will offer him unlimited resources to fight any enemies he may have. When they met...
Master_Kaina received a visit from CaptJaneway & they negotiated.