Hehe, aye folk do think your smart if you play chess. I normally keep it a secert until people know I'm not smart, then drop it in. Rather than then thinking that I'm smart, they realise that chess can also be played by normal everyday plonkers. I'm doing this game a favour, making it accessable to the masses.
BTW, get you and your water cooler, at my work they whip you and if your lucky spit in your face.
Many people think there is a certain snobbish element to chess. Often even the way we are asked to participate reflects a learned status, "Care for a game?" or "Shall we play?" certainly conveys a different connotative quality than "Got time for a game of checkers?" or "Who's up for Monopoly?" As if we expect chess players to be always aesthetic and aloof, usually learned and possibly asthmatic.
Chess players do nothing to quash this idea. Let's face it, we like people to think we're smart because we play chess. We like to drop comments into conversations at the water cooler: "Well, I was on chess. com the other night and came across an interesting article on just that..." our co-workers are suitably impressed; we hang out with chess players -- a brainy lot to be sure-- so whatever opinion is expressed next must come from an informed source. The secret we all share is "What could be farther from the truth?" For one thing if someone is an excellent chess player, I mean a real world class player, he probably has been buried in tactics so long that he is completly in the dark concerning current events. For instance, he might be mildly amused if you tried to persuade him that the earth is in fact not the center of the solar system.
But back to us: the bunch who rides on the smart guys coattails. I base this on nothing more than my own observations, and concerning this here they are:
I started playing chess almost fifty years ago and by all accounts should be much better than I am -- and that's okay, I do not bemoan my lowly state; I revel in it. I have never read a book on how to play, nor do I intend to. I leave that level of play for others. What chess has always been for me is a focal point: like baseball or darts, something to pass the time while I'm having a beer after work or otherwise socializing with my beer drinking pals. I have lost many, many more than I have won; if you don't believe it just challenge me and you too will join the legions who have defeated me.
Mediocre chess players of the world, you are a magnificent proletariat. Keep up the good work, and for heavens' sakes don't let the word out that we are not a brainy, artistic and sensitive lot. The world needs to believe.