How to play chess wrong answers only

Don't forget sodium Na3

Bring ur queen out early

81 you bring your king to default

You push every single pawn you have two spaces forward

If you can capture something you must

even when you will got a mate-in one?

85.you play en passent when you are in check,the en passent cannot get you out of check

With your feet 👣 

Neglect the 4 center squares of the chess board.

Fork two rooks with a rook 

“Where’s the dice?”

You took a queen sac that lead you to mate

you ate your opponent

move your pawn backwards diagonally across your gta map on a hyper-donut board while trying to rescue ur opponent by killing your queen.

that's not wrong though 

well,you cannot WIN by eating your opponent

Attack your opponent's whole army using just your King.

but you win by eating your opponent's..........

pieces

imao

play 1.bxc9 as your first move