This is Andersen the A pawn. Continue the story.

on accident with an exact replica of the death star, and then he

and became a queen :wq

Of the pawns

Carlsrn

grunfaster

And Mikhal Tal

and then he destroyed that universe too

But the clone rebeled and didnt kill his papa

So he killed his clone and ten offed himself

THE END... or is it??

Pop! Then he pops into existence

and kim jong un eats him

That secretly contained a copy of the universe inside of it

But kim sended all his ballostic anti pawn nuclear bombs to get him.

And then the anti pawn bombs were activated by the technician knight before they were in range of the pawn

There are once was a pawn from the Anderssen Opening, nicknamed A. He have many alphabetical friends, Bongcloud Opening nicknamed B. Catalan Opening nicknamed C. Dutch Defense nicknamed D. English Opening nicknamed E. Fianchetto Opening nicknamed F. Grob Opening nicknamed G. Hippo Opening nicknamed H. Indian Defense and Indian Attack are twin, nicknamed I and II. Korean Attack nicknamed K. Mieses Opening nicknamed M. Nimzowitsch-Larsen Attack nicknamed N. Owen's Defense nicknamed O. Petrov's Defense nicknamed P. Queen's Gambit nicknamed Q. Reti Opening nicknamed R. Sicilian Defense nicknamed S. Urusov Gambit nicknamed U. Vienna Game nicknamed V. What's Gambit nicknamed W. Sadly, J, L, T, X, Y, Z opening don't exist, so they all want one. Grob suggested Jesus Opening which start with 1.e3 d5 2.Nh3 Nf6 3.f3 Bf5 4.Nf2 Nc6 5.c3 g6 6.Bb5 Bg7 7.Qb3 a6 8.Bd3 Bxd3 9.Nxd3 Na5 10.Qc2 Qd6 11.Ne5 Qxe5(sacrificing the knight to unbalance the situation and attack the queen) 12.f4 Little II tries the opening, and found 85% lose rate, not good, he said and turn to another guy. Everybody thinks the same question, what name then...