This is Andersen the A pawn. Continue the story.

("Reputation"?) The Napoleonic-Italian alliance (well, alliances, as Italy doesn't unify until 1861) shatters German forces even faster than in our timeline, having gained Polish (Andersenic) support, leaving Russia stranded on a continent full of enemies, forcing it to ally with the only undecided nation- Sweden. Finland is sold back to the house of Vasa in exchange for Swedish armies beginning to pour into Norway, attempting to charge towards Oslo, though Napoleonic support (despite German guerrillas) sends it grinding to a halt, as Warsaw and Petersburg face their own slaughter on the border, even as the British Royal Navy attempts to strangle France, Poland, the Italian states, and forced French allies. (Context: all of this is happening 1795-1805.)

(sorry LoTF i meant repetition) Andersen is now confused why his allies are fighting his other allies. He takes some time to wash his face and meditate, possibly to reduce the tension inside his mind.

After the Russian war against Norway, Norway gains control of Northern Lappland, through a peace treaty. Norway and Russia ally with Andersen, who has no control over the Russian troops, led by Alexsandr Smichov. (If this someone's actual name PLEASE LET ME KNOW). Smichov and Andersen were friends, but Smichov had different plans for the world. Bringing back Soviet Irridentism, Smichov conquers Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzstan; the Ottomans come back for a short time and take over the Aegean Islands.

On the other hand, France, Poland, and Italy are still fighting with the British, which Andersen left as mutual relationships declined a while earlier. He tells Smichov to fight the British and take over, eventually getting England occupied by the Italian, French, Polish, and Norwegian Empires. Wales is conquered by the French, Scotland by the Polish and Norwegians, and Ireland is now happy, because they have laid claims to Northern Ireland. London is now a free city. (Free City of Danzig ref.)

And then 67 brainrot comes and brainrots all of europe

And then it becomes 2026 and 67 is old

Starts playing the Caro-Kann Defense

and wins the entire game

And then becomes a bot in chess.com

and decides to tell the other bots about the large European war.

Now, he meets @LordOTheFries and @LamborghiniandFerrariMan, two people who know his entire backstory, and he congratulates them, giving them 10000 elo for free.

LamborghiniandFerrariMan gets rid of his elo, giving it to charity.

(note that I am LamborghiniandFerrariMan)

Anthony, Andersen's father is pleased by his story. But not yet. He says that Andersen first needs to

Buy a

laser cannon

& a jet pack.