U2 and Chess...

A silly joke: Why Bono (U2 Singer) can't play chess with clock?

Let's hear the punchline.

Actually this is a challenge for chessplayers: the answer is in front of your eyes (or the reach of your ears) :) You just need to know some famous songs of this group.

Cuz he still hasn't found what he's looking for?

:D That was easy. I guess he will always lose by time; as I said, a silly joke. :)

He must be playing bullet, because he's got "Sixty Seconds In Kingdom Come."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U2_songs

:D

Maybe he keeps getting Stuck In A Moment

And then his opponent asks, "Are You Gonna Wait Forever?"

"No line on the horizon" would be the reason he's bad with engines then.

Q. Why are Anglicans so bad at chess.

A. They can't tell their queen from their bishops.

:) Thanks you all

And I thought the answer was going to be: Cuz a clock can not play chess.

Interesting; that could be another joke :)

the only song that I feel like quoting is "Eleven o'clock tick tock"....but I'm not quite sure it might concern the joke.....