want to get insulted for free ?

He loves you

Its this effect we yorkshiremen have on men pretending to be women George, they just can't help themselves

I can't really blame him for that, I'm marvellous enough to turn anyone's head.

Well if you were from Brid instead I would agree

hahaha - now then.

Does the "Musicport" gig still run in Bridlington?

Dont worry, Halifax is well good enough to turn blaufalkon's head , into a turnip !

Lol  I don't still live there.

Last time I went it was dead, but it still has some great chippies

Ok, we went to Musicport about four years ago - it was excellent! 

Halifax? Tut, my condolences...

What do you reckon fella, shall we show bollock face what real insults feel like?

On second thoughts maybe not, I think he's a juvenile.

I'm getting my ridings mixed up here, I dont live in Halifax, for some reason I thought you did , never mind.

Phew, what a relief eh? For both of us I mean 

Got to get some snap, see you later mate.

Oh well if he's a juvenile best not then.

You mean yourself?

Probably not, he's only a whippersnapper.

Ok then , that's a confirmation

He lives

Yes. Let him live to fight another day.

Eh ? aren't you getting your Tyson Fury's and your 70's Rock bands mixed up ?

White Punks on the pope ?

Yeah he's a twat, but a soon to be very rich one.

Life ain't fair