What did your opponent say when they blundered?

What did your opponent say when they blundered? Here are some from my games.

I played black

When I told white about the checkmate he could have made, he said, ''I should have been paying attention.''

"lucky"

I hate those people.

One opponent said

"O_O"

Another one

"gg"

"Stone the crows"

"Draw?"

U are a cheater. 

Wow

Where is ISIS when you need them, I deserve to get my head cut off.

I always say "lol" unless if it was a mouse slip, when I say dang misclick/mouse slip. I lost a tournament game because of a mouse slip. Atleast my opponent recognized me as a good player and understood it was a mouse slip.

They offer a draw, I decline, they insult me, then they resign

Mine said GET NOSCOOOOOOOOPED!

For centuries now , players have used all sorts of illnesses as excuses for their losses! Even GMs and world champions!

Why do we blame those who accuse others of cheating? Kasparov did the same thing after the match against Deep Blue! Spassky accused Kortchnoi! Kortchnoi said that Maroczy was using a medium while playing!

These things happen for one simple reason: THERE IS NO LUCK IN CHESS!

I have to pee