Also, following up a bad first move with a bad second move does not = benefits.
What is the worst move in opening?
f4 and g3 seems like a perfectly respectable plan for white. 1.f3 is probably the worst.
1.f3 is the start of the Fried Fox Pork Chop Opening so that's not the worst one.
erm, ^QFT^
I think perhaps you are spending too much time posting as often as you can, and almost no time thinking about what you are posting...
Hey rich, get rid of that fake fide rating. You're lying when you attach it to yourself. 1657 lol.
Is that fake USCF rating going to reappear as well?
One problem here, rich, is that the unsuspecting beginner reads something you wrote and he can't tell that it is useless, or worse, damaging to their chess development because it is so wrong. They see your fide "rating" and that lends credibility to you. Well, if you can't earn it I guess your philosophy is to claim it anyway.
So you say "1657" doesn't hurt you (whatever that means--comprehensibility not being a strong point of yours) but when it leads your fellow beginners to believe you, that hurts them. Not that you care.

f4 and g3 seems like a perfectly respectable plan for white. 1.f3 is probably the worst.
1.f3 is the start of the Fried Fox Pork Chop Opening so that's not the worst one.
I think it's the worst. You clearly don't, so I obviously don't agree with you...